Good lord sweet baby dancing MJ Korean looking Paak boy, that was not the case.
Obviously, I had some bias going into this, but I expected it to at least have AT LEAST a chuckle-worthy moment or something to remember. Plus, the line "My son is amazing, he look Korean, but he dance like MJ" is way funnier than all of Professional Rapper, even though that's not saying much. At least it was so bad that it stood out in a hilarious way. Paak's Cypher actually was better than Lil Dicky's. His Cypher was incredibly boring and eye-rolling! In fact, HOT TAKE: Anderson. Paak, I didn't know whether to take him seriously or not. At the time when he made the XXL Freshman list and performed his Cypher beside Desiigner and Anderson. Other than the fact that in both 20, Dicky made BY FAR one of the worst songs of each year, Lil Dicky has also has never intrigued or fascinated me in the slightest. Now, going into this album in 2019, there were already a TON of red flags. That is, until I relistened to Professional Rapper. Overall, I use the 0-100 scale to measure enjoyability, and there's nothing I've ever heard that's less than 0.01% enjoyable. Even the worst of the worst would end up creating something mildly enjoyable by accident. There are definitely 0/100 songs out there for sure, but a 0/100 for an album is practically impossible in my eyes. The truth is, there really isn't an album in existence that I would actually consider to be a perfect 0. I've recently modified my rating system a bit and raised up all my 0-9 album ratings. Because Professional Rapper may not be the worst-sounding album, but that doesn't mean it can't be the most enjoyable. The great thing about Professional Rapper is that, even if you create the worst-sounding album ever that could literally blow your brains out and cause an end to human civilization, it'll at least STILL be more enjoyable than whatever Lil Dicky tried to pull off here. Lil Dicky's comedy trainwreck, Professional Rapper, is a record so painfully unfunny and unbearable, it might just be.the worst album of all time.Īnd I'm not joking! When I say that this, a novelty rap album with a pretty solid budget, is the WORST album I've ever had the dissatisfaction to listen to, I genuinely mean it! I've heard plenty of unfunny meme rap stuff over the past year or so, but NONE of those albums can even hold a candle to Professional Rapper.